Sunday, February 24, 2013

A Sad Tale of Two Settees

They had such an interesting little story. Chairs separated and then reunited to again be a matching set. Sitting on our porch, minding their own business, fighting off cobwebs and snail tracks, they tried their best to jazz up the joint.

But in the early morning hours a chair thief took off with them. Yes, a stealer of seats stole our settees from our stoop.

My first thought - How rude!
Second - Why?
Third - Back again to How rude!
Seat stealing, really now. Can't the porch poachers do something useful on a Sunday morning, such as sleep in like the rest of us?

"OK, I blew this one. Next time I'll bite them in the seat of their pants."